Every Christmas Story Ever ToldEvery Christmas Story
Ever Told

By Michael Carleton, Jim FitzGerald and
John K. Alvarez
November 23-December 18, 2011


Approximate running time 2 hours 30 minutes

with one 15 minute intermission

Performances Wednesdays and Thursdays at 7:30 pm,
Fridays and Saturdays at 8:00 pm and Sundays at 2:00 pm


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"The actors in this play were so funny, their timing so impeccably perfect, that they literally killed three-quarters of the audience, whose bodies have already been donated to science for the study of comedy's lethal effects."—Metro


This fast-moving, irreverent comedy returns to The Stage for another round of extreme holiday cheer. Every Christmas Story Ever Told is a fond and furious look at the holiday classics and traditions we all remember. From Frosty to Rudolph and the Grinch to It's A Wonderful Life, no pop culture holiday icon is spared in this whirlwind of holiday merriment.